Our publisher who art in Bookville,
Revered be thy publisher’s name,
May wisdom come, my books be published at your publishing house,
As was promised by my lecturers in writing class.
Give us this day our daily read
And forgive us our errors in print,
As we forgive those who refused our manuscripts.
Lead us not into plagiarism,
But deliver us from our editors.
For thy is the publisher, the printer and the marketer,
Now and until the publishing house closes.