Whenever I sit down with my female friends, they always bring up sex topics. I don’t know where this behaviour came from but it seems like I opened Pandora’s box by entertaining it the first time. It was fun at first since I got to hear and learn many things about women but now it’s becoming too much.
I’ve asked some of my other male friends and none of them have been in my situation. In fact, they all wish they could have such female friends.
“What are you complaining about, bro?” Alex, one of my friends, asked.
“You don’t understand. It’s tiring.”
“How? These women are giving you free sex tips. By the time you get in a relationship, you’ll be a pro.”
“After some time, it becomes a problem.”
“Never or are you not straight?” He asked jokingly.
“Of course not but they’re overdoing it. It’s even starting to lose weight.”
They all gasped at my remark.
“Tell those ladies to come to me. I’ll listen to all their sex problems and even give them solutions.” Alex joked which broke the silence.
My friends teased me but only I knew what I was going through. Nowadays, I even cancel plans with my female friends when I feel like I’m not ready to talk about sex.
“Adam, where are you?”
“I had to run some errands but if I finish early I’ll pass by.” I lied.
“Okay. I haven’t seen you in a while though. Are you mad at me or something?”
“Of course not, I’ll try and pass by today.”
I ended up passing by despite telling myself that I wouldn’t see Neema for the next few months.
“Heh… Let me tell you. I was ovulating last week and Tony was around. We didn’t sleep the whole weekend.” She said as she poured me a glass of wine.
“Why?” I asked, knowing the answer very well.
“Why? We were having sex.”
“You’re a wild one, Neema.”
“I can’t help it. I have a high sex drive.”
“Where is your partner in crime?”
“Wendy?”
“Yes.”
“She’s coming. She went to visit her man. I know she has hot stories for us. You’ve come at the best time.”
“I know.” I said, trying to force a smile.
We didn’t talk about anything else that night – just sex. They both shared every detail of their sex lives including which toys their boyfriends used on them and which positions they tried.
By the time I was leaving their place, I was exhausted – not physically but mentally. I wish I was physically exhausted. I have to control myself and my urges as a man every time they talk about sex so I don’t spoil our friendship. However, I’m on the brink of either quitting the friendship or telling them how I really feel.
Recently, we were out at a popular restaurant for ladies night. Don’t ask me why I accompanied them for ladies night yet I’m a man. I just did. I don’t question them, I just do and that’s what got me in the position I’m in.
“Adam, have you been here before?” Neema asked.
“No, why?”
“You need to try one of their cocktails. You’ll walk with your hands by the end of the night.”
“I don’t want to get too drunk.”
“Why? Or do you think we’ll take advantage of you?” she asked then laughed.
I laughed as well but a lightbulb went off in my head. Maybe that was finally my chance to see the sex prowess they’ve been telling me about all these years.
“Don’t worry. We might be horny but we’re not that horny.”
As expected, I got so drunk that they had to hold me as we left the club. Surprisingly, the girls were able to hold their liquor well. We ordered an Uber and went to Neema’s place.
I may have been drunk and half asleep but I could hear everything they were saying. They sparked a conversation with the Uber driver and ended up talking about sex.
They kept asking the driver if he was good in bed, how long he lasted and if he could perform every night.
“Most men nowadays are useless in bed. All they do is work all day and drink all night.”
“Like your friend there?” the driver asked, referring to me.
“This one, it’s like he doesn’t like women. Do you know how many times we’ve tried to seduce him and he doesn’t make a move?”
“That can never be me. If a beautiful woman like you wants me, I’m very ready.”
“You’re funny.”
By the time we got to Neema’s place, I was sober enough to walk on my own. We chatted as we walked, and then I decided to confront them.
“Ati you’ve tried to seduce me and I refused?” I asked.
They both looked surprised.
“Were you listening to our conversation in the Uber?”
“Yes. Now tell me about these claims.”
“It’s true. Both of us wanted you but you never approached us.”
“Well, I’m ready now,” I said with a big smile on my face thinking it was my lucky day.
They both looked at each other and burst out laughing.
“Sleep, Adam. We’ll talk in the morning.” Neema said then they both went to her bedroom.
I curled myself up on the couch, covered myself with a throw blanket and blacked out till the morning.
The story was the same in the morning. They weren’t interested in sleeping with me. In fact, I doubt they ever were. I think they just said that to the Uber driver so they could gas him up.
If I had seen any signs that they were interested in me, I would have made a move. They’re both very beautiful ladies that any man would be lucky to be with. For me, I’ve accepted the fact that they aren’t attracted to me and I’m simply a male friend they can talk to about sex.
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