Football season is here and the girlies out here are suffering! The phone calls with significant others have shortened and so have the texts. The reason? There’s always a game going on. Today it’s English Premier League, tomorrow French Football league, and the next day it’s the Carabao Cup. Who knows if they’re even telling the truth?
Someone once told me that if you’re crazy enough, everything is a sign. So, if you’re one to look for a sign in everything, this post is for you. In short, if you’re crazy, this post is for you (and me).
Anyway, I digress…
You can tell a lot about a man by the football team he supports. Huge disclaimer that this article isn’t based on any surveys or evidence. It’s purely based on observation, and the source? ‘Si ni mi nakushow?’
Here is what his football team says about him:
1. Arsenal
Men who support arsenal are loyal!
They’ll stick it out with you until the end. But sometimes, this is a problem. Because they’ll never want to let go.
This is the kind of man who doesn’t get hints. When you want to break up with him, he’ll see it as a new challenge to fight for.
Once he’s in a relationship, he’s in. He’s far too deep and it doesn’t make sense to up and quit.
I wouldn’t trust an Arsenal fan 100%. He seems like the kind of guy to settle for less.
Be careful! Arsenal fans, in some instances, don’t have standards. So maybe he’s just with you because you’re available and not because he thinks you’re the best in the market.
2. Manchester United
Man-U fans are loud!
They win one match and they celebrate it for the rest of the year.
They have a lot of opinions and they’re not afraid to share them. This man is a proud man. It’s no wonder they call the team “Kiburi FC.” He’ll probably go around professing his love for you, which, I assume, is a good thing.
Nevertheless, a Man-U fan is a loyal man. He’ll stick with you through all the problems, and he’ll always believe in you.
There’s always a but, though. When it comes to a Man-U fan, he might be the kind of man to talk a big game and have little to show for it.
He’s the kind of man to talk about how he’s invested 600,000 shillings but his other spending habits don’t reflect that.
3. Man City
If you’re dating a Man City fan, chances are that he really believes in your relationship! He’s with you because he thinks you’re the best in the market. He’s not just settling for you.
There’s only one issue. Man City fans are not to be trusted!
This is the kind of man who likes shiny things. Maybe he likes you only because you’re pretty and good to show off to his friends.
When things start to get thick, I’m not sure a Man City fan is going to stick around. They’ll go looking for the next shiny girl in the market.
Which brings me to…
4. Real Madrid
Real Madrid fans are proud, and they probably have good reason to be.
He thinks he’s above everyone else and maybe because he’s actually proven himself to be.
This is the kind of man who may come off as annoying to everyone else, but to you, he’s an angel.
He’s not scared to let go and severe ties.
He’s extremely saucy and sassy whenever he needs to be… and that is always.
I wouldn’t trust a Real Madrid fan 100%. He’s probably not a loyal guy and can drop you at your first argument.
5. Chelsea
Chelsea fans are unnecessarily loud.
They’re not afraid of attention. If you can handle that, then this is probably the man for you.
The problem is, he probably has a ruthless approach to dating. He’s not a relationship kind of guy. He’ll keep you around for a situationship but probably never anything beyond that.
He takes pride in reminding everyone around that he’s a big shot. He gets doubted a lot and he revels in proving them wrong.
Date a Chelsea fan, but at your own risk.
6. If he doesn’t watch football
First, investigate.
Why doesn’t he watch football? Is there an actual reason?
It doesn’t matter what his answer is, run!
That’s it.
A man who doesn’t watch football is probably bland and boring. He probably isn’t opinionated.
He’s the kind of guy who’s incapable of arguing because he always wants to keep the peace. He probably isn’t a passionate man, and you don’t need that in your life.
What is he doing in his free time if not watching 22 men on the field chasing after a ball for 90 minutes?
You’re better off arguing that your texts aren’t being replied to than with a guy who doesn’t watch football.
In short, there’s no winning in this pool of dating.
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